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Burrito Monster

 

There’s a very large, furry beast

From the rolling hills of the woods back East

He just moved in down the street

He’s quite friendly, quite polite

But he has a beastly appetite

He eats burritos, it’s all he’ll eat

 

Every day in town he’ll make his way

To each restaurant and each café

Then along to every store

He buys all burritos the town can make

Then eats them up in the time it will take

For them to make some more

 

He’ll eat any burrito, and all it includes

With any fillings, filled with any foods

Topped with any sort of topping

If a burrito gets made, he’ll catch a whiff

No burrito gets missed with how he can sniff

While he’s out burrito shopping

 

He ate burritos until the town ran out

They were gone, it was a burrito drought

He looked all over, but there were none

Around that time, that very year

Campers began to disappear

They started going missing, one by one

 

The beast had stopped coming through town

He would go away when the sun went down

Then come back when the sun would rise

The burritos were gone, none remained

Yet the beast grew fat, his weight had gained

He nearly tripled in his size

 

After each event, there was an empty tent

With no clues to where each camper went.

There’s no telling who to blame

 

But………

 

A large burrito, long and wide

And a sleeping bag with a person inside

Look very much the same

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